I need more synonyms for douchebag

Oh come on! What happened to the good old days where one could be a racist behind closed doors, using codewords and euphemisms like "uppity" and "affirmative"?

Now you're all openly douches like it doesn't matter how many people know what a douchey douchenozzle you are. I mean I can't even laugh at you because there's not that moment when you go all pretzel-twisty trying to explain just why you're openly prejudiced views are not anything of the sort.

I mean, now y'all are just open and out and proud.

Where's the fun in that???

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Or you could call it Douche-Span: